i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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