I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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