He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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