My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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