Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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