just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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