3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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