My boss' voice literally gives me gas
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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