Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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