What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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