did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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