YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
time to smoke my breakfast
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
