The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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