how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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