I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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