I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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