haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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