(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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