You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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