ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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