I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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