Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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