Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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