I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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