I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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