Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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