That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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