Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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