It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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