They should really pass out barf bags in church
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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