You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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