like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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