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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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