You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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