ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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