thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
