Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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