That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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