I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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