This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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