It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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