i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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