Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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