U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Drunk
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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