...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
