porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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