Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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