Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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