He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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