I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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