We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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