i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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