do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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