I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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