Just mADE A PArabola og urine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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