It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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