you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
it's like heaven, but drunker
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
