Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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